My eyes are bleeding

When you see something you can never unsee, regardless of how much bleach and hallucinogenics you use to try to forget it.

I'm a parent who usually doesn't nose into my kid's business, but, one day, I opened up my son's laptop out of idle curiosity. His browser was open, and was currently on the Google Images page of "Zoophilia." It is three hours later, I have downed THREE BOTTLES OF SNAKE VENOM, and my eyes are bleeding.

by EatKimchi April 18, 2017

pink eye sanchez

This other traditional sex act from south of the border is closely related to the Dirty Sanchez and Dirty Rodriguez. However, this treat involves, instead, the vigorous smearing of runny turd matter on the woman's eyes with either the penis or finger with the express goal of giving her pink eye. It is usually an act of revenge. However, it is gaining ground as a fetish act, especially in the desert southwest.

English

Guillermo: I found out my girlfriend was cheating on me!
Teodoro: That sucks. What did you do?
Guillermo: I gave her a goodbye Pink Eye Sanchez and walked out the door!

Spanish
Guillermo: Aprendi que me novia tiene un otro hombre!
Teodoro: Que hiciste?
Guillermo: Yo di ella un adios y un Ojo Rosa Sanchez y anduve por la puerta!

The American College of Optometrists strongly recommends an eye-flush after either a voluntary or involuntary Pink Eye Sanchez.

by Two in the Stink December 9, 2017

Innocent Eyes

Someone who hasn’t seen much and that is a good thang. People are usually jealous of people like this because they are usually better people.

Jack’s butt was out and Brenda was surprised because of her Innocent Eyes.

by Dubbygal123 May 20, 2018

cookie monster eyes

When a persons eyes are always pointing in different directions. Like the Cookie Monster!

The fat lady who works at the Kroger has cookie monster eyes.

by Jeremy Robinson December 27, 2007

puppy dog eyes

A sad look that is supposed to evoke pity. Gets it names from the animal that invented it.

Don't give me those puppy dog eyes! No means no.

by frabrizio June 9, 2018

Kiss me eyes

The look given when a person wants to be kissed. Usually occurs when staring into one's eyes, then a quick glance down to the persons lips, then back up to the eyes.

Seen in every movie with a romantic kiss.
"bro she was so giving me those "kiss me eyes"

by Vladimir Krugger May 4, 2008

The dog with the shifty eyes

The most suspicious dog on the block.

Everyone suspects the dog with the shifty eyes.

by Rgh ^_^ November 10, 2008