Dark Void

Using the toilet with the lights off. Shitting or pissing.

Tim: I totally missed the toilet when I was shitting in the Dark Void. I accidentally went in the hamper.

Mary: I was wondering why my skirt combo had blood on it, but I thought that was from me.

by dark voider August 25, 2011

bartends in the dark

A measure of how emo a person is.

He's so emo he bartends in the dark.

by Kat_H November 20, 2007

Dark Kiss

When someone kisses someone elses asshole.
Also known as "kissing the starfish"

Uncle Jake bent over and I licked my lips and gave him a dark kiss

by Ralph June 18, 2005

Dark Brandon

A highly cringy take by political and media marketing to make President Biden seem cool.

Stop trying to make Dark Brandon happen! It's so cringe!!

by Blood Alpha August 9, 2022

Dark Ages

The socialist, economy killings years when Barrack Hussein Obama was (is) President of The United States of America.

Tom "Do you remember the Dark Ages?"

Bill "Yes. Obama ran the deficit up, then his health care policies caused my company to put me down to part time work."

by Stoolsample November 7, 2013

dark mode

When you don't answer your calls, text messages, voice mail, emails when your friends are trying to contact you to go out or do something.

I tried calling that vag Rob again after I texted him twice. We were supposed to go to that bitch Sherry's party tonight but it looks like he's in dark mode again.

by Susan G$ Garlington January 22, 2008

dark side

verb - In the U.S. Naval Academy, to date a fellow Midshipman. Having sex without dating is called slaying.

dark sider (noun) - One who engages in dark siding.

See also: wuba, slay

I dark-sided once; I dated a wuba from 29th Company.

My roommate is a dark-sider; he dates a wuba from 29th Company.

by Joe Mid May 13, 2005