A secret society of dads that controls massive corporations and even whole countries created by four highschoolers with massive dongs for the sole purpose of reverting things back to the “good old days”.
Dad #1: I propose the Council of Dad’s takes away stacey’s phone privileges for the week. All in favor respond with “Haha Good One”
Council Of Dads: Haha Good One
Son: Hey dad do you belong to the council of Dads?
Dad: I have no idea what you are talking about, by the way our flight is at 8am we need to leave at 4am.
Council Of Dads: Haha Good One
Son: Hey dad do you belong to the council of Dads?
Dad: I have no idea what you are talking about, by the way our flight is at 8am we need to leave at 4am.
by Lajeanne florist April 06, 2020
by RealOne97 July 15, 2017
by somebody who's in the U.S. October 26, 2019
A dad who typically spends all of his actual time hanging out with his friends and cars, but in the Facebook world is all "my child is my world!" And typically shares a picture of the two of them from his one night visit out if the week.
My dad was never around growing up, but noone knew that because he was the best Facebook dad around. His Facebook dad game was strong.
by An actual parent May 23, 2019
Josh's Dad
by BEN BEN BEN July 08, 2015
An atheist version of God father. Similar principles of the traditional version i.e chosen reliable friend or family member who will always be there for your offspring. Offering assistance and guidance in their upbringing, and just like the majority of traditional versions, never setting foot in a church!
Ben, as a fine upstanding fellow, and with me thinking the world might be a little better without religion, would you do me the honour of being Grace's Darwin Dad?
by scott wallis February 11, 2017
A sad, lonely beta male who's existence is only told in legends. No one knows where or who he is, and no one ever will.
Guy 1: Hey, who's that gross homeless man on the side?
Guy 2: It could be Jacob's Dad, taking a disguise to hide his true identity.
Guy 2: It could be Jacob's Dad, taking a disguise to hide his true identity.
by negrotime! February 21, 2018