critique

the act of immaginary ejaculation anytime one gets excited. Similar to jizzing but occurs on a much more regular basis and is awesome. happens to dougless and brian often when they are making love and the critiquing is constant when bella is involved

Ohhh dude did you see that video?

Yea man I think i just critiqued myself

by 69datssofine May 18, 2011

Critch

The combination of "crazy" and "bitch" to be used in place of the term "crazy bitch"

Roll another J and let's keep this party going critches!
or
Hey Critch! Pass the Doritos
or
She's one messed up critch

by rebellious angel December 14, 2008

Condition: Critical

A second-rate metal band from Vermontville, Michigan. They have limited musical talent and their lead singer is too much of a prep to be considered metal. THEY, of course, think that they are totally brutal and epic. Perfectly nice people in person, of course.

Man: "hey, did you see Condition: Critical at Pit Row last night?" other man: "No, I was at Good Time Pizza." man: "what you doin there, they're pizza sucks?" other man: "I work there." man: "..."

by the guy who defined "C:C" May 17, 2011

Adolf Critler

An insult to someone who heavily abuses critical hits in a video game like Overwatch, Team Fortress 2, etc.

Me:*dies*
Me: f%*# hax adolf critler cheat noob 1v1 me f%*# retard insert racial slur noob

by MKpro October 20, 2018

critisizement

The action of critisizing someone or someone's performance. Could also be healthy critisizim like a teacher gives you if you are doing a math problem wrong or something.

My friend was waiting for the critisizement from her coach.

by Chatty Kathy January 21, 2006

Joshua Crittenden

A future husband. Everything a girl could ask for. He's smart, sexy, and really good at math. One day he will get married to the woman who loves him most in this world. Even though he's leaving soon, you won't stop thinking about him, because he's your man. And no one is ever going to change that.

Oh you know Joshua Crittenden? Oh he's taken.

by HisFutureWifeCamilla June 6, 2011

cuntstructive criticism

This is unwarranted and completely unnecessary criticism, which by the very nature of the person giving it also incorrect. Their nature is of course being that of the cunt

" got pulled into the office today for another dose of cuntstructive criticism from that bellend of a manage"

by jamz buck August 17, 2017