Crispy

(programming, especially in relation to database query languages): a query is 'crispy' if it will technically run in a database, but it is extremely over-done and unnecessarily confusing.

He got the right answer, but that query sure is crispy.

by BlazingGardener February 22, 2024

Crispy

A blond woman of white origin, usually american, that is not from your culture and is not accepted by your family.

Crispy is the incorrect way of saying kristie, an abbreviation of the name Kristina.

Me: I have to go meet Crispy tomorrow.

Bro: But bro, i thought your family didnt approve of her.

Me: Yes they dont, but they still dont know about her.

by dubmono February 29, 2024

Crispyy

Juice Archive’s (Discord Server) best member, known for establishing the art of the sob reaction across many Discord platforms. Obsessed with Phreshboyswag and Tenkay (underground rappers).

1: Do you know that guy Crispyy?
2: Yeah he owned so many people in Juice Archive.

by s1b3 April 18, 2024

Crispy

An exceptionally strong or buff person, especially if their appearance or personality seems frail.

That old man is really crispy-he can lift 100 pounds.

by Miku Miku oo-ee-oo June 12, 2024

crispalicious

when the soda is so crisp and delicious at the same time

"this diet coke is crispalicious"

by carsoooo December 5, 2024

Crispy - OFFICIAL

There's multiple places to use it. The meaning depends on the context. Context determines if its an insult or a praise.

*A guy walks in the room dressed a little..off*
(To friend) "Yo look at that guy he's SO crispy) -> Insult

*Cool guy walks in with shades*

(To friend) "Yo look at that guy he's so crispy" -> Praise

Crispy - OFFICIAL make ts popular

by Wincord February 22, 2026

crispy

say someone dropped a spliff on the floor
“are you buggin”

are you crispy bredrin

by k.9nine February 16, 2025