Polish Pencil Cricket

The act administering a handjob (preferably a reach around) after inserting a tampon saturated in alcohol into the rectum of the subject.

Bruce said there was no way I could make him climax, so I hit him with some polish pencil cricket and ended the debate.

by Smegladon December 18, 2023

Cricket

A sport played in multiple countries with over 1.2 billion fans.

“They where playing cricket on a Saturday.”

by Bag full of children April 5, 2023

Cricket

A insect the lives in nature.

“The crickets where chirping outside during the night.”

by Bag full of children April 6, 2023

crickets

no response; no reaction; silence. often used to emphasize a loss for words, awkwardness

“… crickets 😐😐”

by r0s3t4yl0r July 1, 2023

Can't Them Walk On A Steely Cricket?

Can't the person/people in question act normal/appropriate?

Man 01 (to Man 02): Hey, Can't Them Walk On A Steely Cricket?
Man 02: That's what I'm saying, I mean it's absolutely reprehensible behaviour on their part!

by Toni Bobbins September 20, 2023

Cricket feet-ing

To rub clean one’s feet after dancing on a dirty floor.

“Y’all better keep cricket feet-ing in this corner!”

by Applenocinnamon October 7, 2023

cricket

A really amazing person, who, might not seem like anything at first sight, but, ends up truly surprising you. A cricket might not be the most noticeable or eye-catching person in the room, but once you meet them, they are the spotlight of everything you do. Its truly an honor to love a cricket.

"He might not seem like much, but trust me, he's a true cricket."

by Urny Purny November 21, 2021