Covfefe

When it is past your bedtime and you are sleepy, but you need some coffee to stay awake and tweet something for attention. In that case, some of the words in your tweet might resemble the word coffee.

Example: If Ivy wasn't my daughter, I would have covfefe her ...

by Tahmeana May 31, 2017

Covfefe

A second-best friend, existing in one's circle of friends for approximately 5-7 years. A covfefe is promoted to brovfefe after the 7 year mark.

Me and my covfefe are going to crack a cold one one because my best friend has an exam.

by Panchopillow June 1, 2017

Covfefe

When you die on the toilet mid tweet.

Donald Trump: As president of the US I would covfefe

by Foreheads and Uries June 13, 2017

Covfefe

A cocktail of Coffee, Viagra and Fen Fen. "Stamina" juice

"In spite of the negative press covfefe" (gonna get the White House bed rockin')

by diva4u September 27, 2017

Covfefe

A fake noun created by The Donald to describe one loseing ones cool

"Despite the constant negative press covfefe"
-The Donald

by TrumpTweets June 6, 2017

Covfefe

Covfefe is the act of a political party being so defeated that they lie, threaten, commit treason and generally become mentally unhinged to pretend they can change the outcome of the election.

Despite the negative press covfefe

Davekrakatoa

by @davekrakatoa June 1, 2017

Covfefe

Covfefe....when you're tweeting drunk and fall asleep...

I'm so drunk I need a cup of covfefe

by Xanidu May 31, 2017