Covfefe

Cov meaning -confirmation of victory
Fefe- a male home made sex toy. Usually made in prison or jail. A latex or rubber glove wrapped in a towel to simulate a fake vagina (pocket pussy or flesh light)
Covfefe- confirmation that you just destroyed your home made pocket pussy

Despite the constant negative press..covfefe

by Jimbo beaver June 2, 2017

Covfefe

Covfefe is the act of a political party being so defeated that they lie, threaten, commit treason and generally become mentally unhinged to pretend they can change the outcome of the election.

Despite the negative press covfefe

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by @davekrakatoa June 1, 2017

Covfefe

When you die on the toilet mid tweet.

Donald Trump: As president of the US I would covfefe

by Foreheads and Uries June 13, 2017

Covfefe

When you wake up with a strong cup of winning!!! Freedom coffee!

Have a cup of covfefe!!!

by Matty2j September 1, 2018

Covfefe

Slang term meaning "jizz." Used predominantly in the homosexual community when late night Tweeting each other.

God, I wish that guy would just shoot his covfefe all over my dirty little asshole.

by Not Randy Travis June 1, 2017

Covfefe

A cocktail of Coffee, Viagra and Fen Fen. "Stamina" juice

"In spite of the negative press covfefe" (gonna get the White House bed rockin')

by diva4u September 27, 2017

Covfefe

A second-best friend, existing in one's circle of friends for approximately 5-7 years. A covfefe is promoted to brovfefe after the 7 year mark.

Me and my covfefe are going to crack a cold one one because my best friend has an exam.

by Panchopillow June 1, 2017