good idea fairy cut-off date (GIF-COD)

Military term: The absolute, iron-clad, no-bull date/time when any visit by the good idea fairy will not be tolerated by anyone for any reason. For most reasonable people this is not later than the time an operation plan or order is published. For senior officers and politicians this is only a hypothetical moment that never arrives.

"The good idea fairy cut-off date (GIF-COD) for this operation is the date we issue the order to the units," said the Commander. "I will personally kill anyone who suggests anything after that."

and;

"The attack was going well until the good idea fairy struck. They failed to establish a GIF-COD.

by Baghdad Bob May 2, 2006

Cod Mouthing

When you are so thirsty, but don't have water to drink, so you compensate by drinking your own spit.

"Dude it was so gross today, we had just been running on the track and i was so thirsty that i had to start cod mouthing"

by kla14 April 18, 2010

Arse COD

When one has been playing Call Of Duty for so long their arse can not move from the seat.

Brad: Oh Matt, last night I couldn't move because I had a serious case of Arse COD

by bradsylo January 14, 2011

cod prod

a manhood so long and slender that it can merely prod salmon canyon - no complete penetration

all his cod prod could do was poke around in salmon canyon - i'm remarkably unsatisfied.

by k-tips and s-tips June 3, 2006

Churchill Cod

A fish seen with a large cigar* in its gob.
*A Bondi Cigar- a floating turd.

Cripes, did you see the school of Churchill Cod this morning? Must have been curry night last night.

by Bikkies December 23, 2006

cod wench

A person with fish like qualities, often stinks of fish, has no money.. and just so happens to be a wench.

Hello Derek, is this your wife? My word. What a cod wench!

by derby11 May 15, 2007

the big cod

A term used to describe someone who has an exaggerated sense of self being or worth. The term was popularized in the series Hogan's Heroes where Colonel Hogen would call Colonel Klink "the old cod", with Klink thinking that it was an American expression of flattery.

In coastal fishing towns the "big cod" is equivalent to the "one that got away" and the person called "the big cod" is therefore the teller of the most fantastic or outlandish stories.

The locals called him "the big cod" as he fashioned himself as quite the ladies man and always had an entertaining tale to tell.

by Amanda Pierce December 28, 2007