Goldilocks Cock

A Penis that is generally said to be of perfect Length and Girth.

Janet: I slept with Ed last night...
Mandy: Really? How big was his junk?
Janet: Well, it wasn't too small and it wasn't too big...
Mandy: Oh, he's obviously got a Goldilocks Cock then.

by dabruce June 19, 2014

cock joke

A random joke originated from a Newgrounds parody flash by the one and only Stamper. COCK JOKE

"I'm facing a terrible predicament Captain."
"What's that, Steve?"
"COCK JOKE"

by Serm Perm September 28, 2006

fat cock

a penis with a lot of girth

Moon Taeil from NCT had a fat cock

by taeilsexy April 11, 2021

cock slap

verb: to strike a person in the face with the penis

She got smart with me and i cock slapped the bitch!

by goodaaron March 19, 2003

cock thistle

An insult thrown at a guy who's worse than a dick or a prick. He's bigger than any dickhead alive!

"Rob is such a cock thistle"

by BibleHumper March 31, 2015

cock pushup

It's when you fuckin' lay down flat on the ground and let your boner lift you up off the ground.

In anticipation of becoming more popular with the ladies -- and as a means of becoming more popular with the ladies -- I've been doing cock pushups.

by Edward fromTuskeegee or something September 11, 2006

girl cock

The penis of a trans girl.

Man, I would do anything to suck her girl cock!

by katiechan October 21, 2012