Christopher 

He talks to himself all the time and he has blond hair. He is the perfect Hitler child he is a genius that is as skinny as a stick. Force feed him he is starving.

Hey I'm Christopher and I am so fucking hungry.

Christopher by Dlashea May 19, 2017

Christopher 

Christopher is a kind of person who is weird, he probably stuck his finger up his butthole or is mentally 2 when he is 10.

Christopher once ate a sharpie then lies that his friend took it.

Christopher by Sucksucksucksuckduckyfaceman September 7, 2018

christopher walken

this is when a person walks into aa room without you knowing and start talking to you making you almost shit yourself in surprise.

Like wen christopher walken jst pops outta nower n starts tlkin 2 ppl

christopher walken by anonymous420 October 26, 2007

christopher 

A midget with long brown hair because he cant afford to get a haircut and sells fucking pencils he finds on the ground to make money that he will waist on drugs and bitches.

Christopher is a stupid ass face

christopher by bobbypen1569 April 7, 2017

Christopher 

A flaming sick pig

Stop talking, Christopher you flaming sick pig.

Christopher by kattypants November 29, 2016

Christopher 

He has AIDS

Damn Christopher has AIDS

Christopher by AIDSmoster November 20, 2018

Christopher 

Gay ass motherfucker. He will suck your cock for free he would also fuck his friend Enrique and Matthew in a threesome of just three guys with no girls in it

Yo he’s so gay he must be a Christopher

Christopher by Small ass PP March 5, 2020