starving slave child

(adjective) used to describe a person who isn't neccesarily starving but whose parents make them work so much around the house that they don't have time to eat and then they feel nutritionally challenged.

M'Kayla have you had dinner yet?" "No, unfortunately I am one of those starving slave children.

by callmecrazycauseimoncrack December 14, 2010

Alaskan Bear Child

The act of cutting open a bears stomach in Alaska and placing your sperm inside it, closing up the stomach, and waiting for a half bear half child to pop out.

Oh shit is that an Alaskan bear child

by Don Bruska February 16, 2017

Jose of Children

Four Children.

Two would be a Jo, three would be a Jos, 6 would be a JoseJo, etc

Three kids, nearly on my way to the Jose of Children.

by A Noony Moose May 14, 2019

Satan's Children

Satan's Children the only place where you can learn the ways of lucifer himself. With the power of Satan the people of Satan's Children have cured world hunger and really cringe discord users.

Hey looks it's one of the people of the Satan's Children discord server!!!! ohh is that the {insert generic discord user here who killed all the jews!!!!!

by Je SUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS February 26, 2021

The Middle Child

Middle children are either rejected by their parents or completely forgotten. Many parents don’t remember the middle child’s name and struggle remembering their birthday. The middle child is often a goon of the older child seeking approval from somebody. For some reason they always have terrible injuries that aren’t their fault, then the parents get mad because of the hospital bill

OH MY GOD WHO ARE YOU?! Oh wait. You’re the middle child.

by Dinoissickofyou August 10, 2021

Think of the children

The meaning of the phrase originaly was against child labor,until now where it got reduced to a logical fallacy
and a catchtphrase for entitled moms and dads everywhere

Karen says "Cancel adult swim,its too scary for my 2 year old Tommy!"

Darryl says "Think of the children!

by JohnnyB.Emo September 3, 2021

Fuck the children

Changing babies and toddlers with proper consideration for cleaning services

I'm not sure how to fuck the children but my wife doesn't require any tape.

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022