Chuck Norris

A man who can talk to Jesus, he flies trains and drives planes. He LOVES kids and eats children.

Chuck Norris doesn't speak to Jesus, Jesus speaks to him

by Graysocks1111 November 18, 2019

chucking shapes

When you go to a nightclub and dance using moves that involve shapes e.g carboard BOX You generally look really cool.

" are you going manor tonight?"

" yeah, i will be there chucking shapes"

by Gary Ward April 4, 2008

Wafting Chuck

While in a hungover state a person sits up while leaning back on the couch to get a sip of water, after having farted, and the smell is so raunchy it causes that person to vomit in their own lap. Usually compared to the bottled scent of a blue waffle.

" Dude, John drank too much Jager last night and gave himself a wafting chuck, now he's cleaning the mess."

by Marydoyouwanna June 3, 2013

Chuck Norris

1) Virtually everyone on Urbandictionary.com hates for some odd reason. (butthurt)
2) An actor
3) A very good martial artist (at least he has the balls to stand up to Bruce Lee)

Don't be butthurt over Chuck Norris

by Talon Of Fear January 26, 2017

chuck norrised

the act of getting round house kicked in the face while writing thing about chuck norris

chuck norrised

by ...kirbi... June 3, 2010

chucking one

Chucking one could mean anything from chucking one round the shop, to chucking a mood, either a good mood or a bad mood. Chucking one could mean many things depending on the context it is used in.

“I’m chucking an emotional one tonight, I’m gonna put some drake on when i get home” “I’m just chucking one round the shop, does anyone want anything?”

by PrincessCx November 21, 2017

Chuck Norris

A form of joke that died in 2007, but is still used today by many pseudo-nine-year-olds.

Person 1: Hey dude want to hear a joke?
Person 2: Sure, whatever.
Person 1: Chuck Norris died 20-
Person 2: *shoots Person 1*

by Leonardo DiCapuccino November 27, 2015