Crotch Camping

When a male is in deep sleep facing upwards and has a full erection.

Joe: "Damn, Mike. Looks like Johnny is crotch camping again"

Mike: "Alright let me go get some horseshoes"

by Sweetard April 10, 2009

Camp Dearborn

A family campground in Milford, MI.

The comfort crew (the janitorial staff) runs that shit. Together, the whole staff is a force to be reckoned with. They are magical.

Ex 1

Camper 1: "dude, lets go fuck up that golf cart!"

Camper 2: "no way man! It's says comfy crew and they'll wreck our shit!"

Ex 2

Worker 1: dude, there's poop all over the wall in this stall

Worker 2: that's not uncommon here at Camp Dearborn!

by Shaniqua5272 August 18, 2013

Camp Stein

a jewish summer camp that is kind of a dump, however you will make the best friends you could ever wish for and create memories worth a lifetime. the counselors are all high 24/7 and the chef sneaks fiber into the desserts, but it is totally worth it. you will never dance harder then you will during song session and you will never cry harder then you will when blue team looses maccabiah (for the 4th year in a row). you will form unexpected bonds with intimidating israeli’s and random 6 year olds. if you’re looking for a place to eat 268 grilled cheeses without getting judged, camp stein is the place for you!

man, ltp really went siko mode on those grilled cheeses this summer at camp stein!

I wish i could go to camp stein this summer.

mom and dad,

i love being jewish so much and i want to further my connection with god. can i please go to camp stein?

by nice jewish babe October 16, 2019

lane camping

Driving continuously in the passing (left) lane of a highway, while moving slower than the flow of traffic and preventing other vehicles from passing. Lane camping is illegal under many states’ traffic laws and is considered annoying and discourteous to other motorists. Also called left-lane camping in the USA.

I got stuck behind some idiot who was left-lane camping for 6 miles.

by m0101 November 4, 2014

jeremy camp

Too intelligent its scary. And too sexy for his own good. Can be slick and devious, making his way into the bed of any woman he desires. Perfect and appropiate for any and every situation whether it be taking him home to meet mom and dad or hitting the ghetto to score some drugs.

Jeremy Camp is the new Super Man.

Exceptional in every way possible. Men strive to one day get even close to the man Jeremy Camp is. None succeed.

"I really need an orgasm but I also need a pedicure"
"I know the perfect person! Jeremy Camp"

"Whatch out for Jeremy Camp.

He'll steal your panties and heart at the same time and youll get neither of them back, ever."

"Whose your favorite superhero?"
"Jeremy Camp"

by BuddyISlove March 1, 2020

Camp westmont

The greatest place on earth filled with the greatest people. The camp is based around hooking up with the opposite gender and is accomplished by sneaking out every night. As this is the point of our camp, many call it camp sexmont. We spend the days waking up early, "playing" sports, going to chocolate making, and disobeying our head counselors. Afternoons are spent at free play roaming around camp and sitting at the picnic tables with your boo. Evenings are spent in the gym, canteen, and gazebos. Nights are spent in a bunk that isn't yours (basically having an orgy) and the porch talking to the bestest of friends. This camp is an experience in itself and everyone should attend (actually don't because we will bully you out)

"Oh you go to camp westmont? I hear all they do is hookup!" - sam

"Yeah last night I went to the lodge." - ryan

by Campwestmontenthusiast101 January 31, 2023

camp bernadette

A sleepaway camp in New Hampshire which is the literal best place in the world where you make memories that you’ll treasure forever with the best people in the world who you never want to say goodbye to.

I spent a month at Camp Bernadette this summer and I love it so much, I made so many friends and I feel bad if you aren’t going there.

by gwenifer’s friend November 11, 2019