Tea Cake

A pastry, bread, or cake traditionally served with afternoon tea, that can be eaten with the fingers.

Millie: "My favorite kind of tea cake is the Victorian tea cake."
Sammie: "What is that?"
Millie: "A sort of a small, round sponge cake! It's delicious."

by blupomodoro April 19, 2010

Cake Mode

cruising easy; Laid back, or just relaxing

oh, hey man i'm Cake Mode just posted like a stamp at my crib.

by Man†ooth March 22, 2010

Elf Cake

An individual whose state of origin is the Midwest, specifically Wisconsin, who has physical characteristics resembling an elf.

Ryan Sowa is such an elf cake, with his pointy ears.

by ASU101 September 7, 2009

surprise cake

1: Buy cake mix
2: Take date rape drugs
3: bake Cake
4: ???
5: PROFIT

I am surprised by this surprise surprise cake. What a surprise. I am surprised omg. Surprise.

by Surprise Cake of surprising surprises June 13, 2007

nugget cake

The nugget cake is a culinary behemoth, vaguely similar in appearance to a traditional birthday cake, but differing massively in composition. It is made predominantly of chicken nuggets, being either legitimate or emulations of Chicken McNuggets from McDonalds, coalesced by barbeque sauce mortar. Other ingredients may include a pizza foundation, layers of bacon strips, layers of cheeseburgers, layers of macaroni and cheese, french fry candles, and a melted cheese membrane to contain the madness. Not for the faint of heart, in all sense of the idiom.

Dude 1: Man, how about that nugget cake last night?

Dude 2: Dude, I could taste the cholesterol!

Dude 3: You guys don't even know. This morning I took a 12 pound shit.

by Bobb the Terrible January 3, 2011

scramdoodle cakes

fried scramdoodle "jizz", put onto a frier, fried till crisp, then ate with syrup and fresh scramdoodle
Ingredients:

Instant Pancake Mix

Milk

Jizz

and topping of your choosing :)

"Yo grandma make me some fresh scramdoodle cakes for my fat ass"

by Corey Jackson January 9, 2008

Pain Cake

To give a high amount of pain to another whilst wearing an American Football Jersey usually involving a football tackle/spearing

That fool didnt complete his report so I gave him a slice of Terry's special pain cake.

by Roustov April 16, 2008