caffeinate

vb. to take on caffeine, esp coffee, usually in the morning as part of a regular routine

Boss: There you are, let's get straight down to work.

Employee: Not so fast, I gotta caffeinate first!

by m f luder August 23, 2011

caffeine and green

The act of waking up, making fresh coffee and drinking it while partaking in the burning and inhaling of the devils lettuce.

Cecilia woke up and brewed fresh coffee and smoked. She had her caffeine and green

by LilySunshine1994 March 31, 2019

Disco Coffee

- noun

the coffee you have at night before heading out to the bar/pub/club etc.

"If I don't down a DISCO COFFEE I'm gonna fall asleep at the club."

"Wake up and stop being a bring down. You need a DISCO COFFEE or I'm going to that party without you."

by steve ryanson May 2, 2009

canadian coffee cup

/n/: The canadian coffee cup is the act of taking one's guest behind the woodshed, and thrusting his/her fist up the said guest's bungholio, causing a rapid wake-up process despite it being early in the morning

Adam was hard to arouse the morning of planned travel, so Brad took him out back and gave him the good ol' Canadian coffee cup to hurry the process.

OR

The best part of waking up, is Folgers with your Canadian coffee cup!

by mightymorphinbungholedolphin1 January 27, 2014

panties as a coffee filter

expression used when wanting to have a girl stay over and have sex with her.

Tell nevilles assistant I want to use her panties as a coffee filter this weekend.

by Big ram77 October 1, 2017

dip your snickerdoodle in my coffee

An invitation for initializing a lesbian relationship

Hey, girl. We have been friends for years, and I am tired of guys. So can You dip your snickerdoodle in my coffee?

by Theconstant May 16, 2018

coffee crap

The bowel movement you just had which was highly motivated, driven, and/or inspired by the cup of coffee you drank less than an hour ago.

Somehow, I don't get coffee craps when I drink decaf.

by kanephan February 12, 2007