Squatch Crotch

When a girl has stinky hairy vagina reminiscent of what a female bigfoot may have.

That girl I fucked with last night had the worst case of squatch crotch I've ever seen.

by VAUncleBadTouch May 9, 2012

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Cabin Crotch

'Cabin Crotch' A condition caused by sitting in one place for long periods of time.

Symptoms: Warm crotch area accompanied by a musty, funky woft, due to poor air circulation and long periods of sitting down.

Sometimes an irritating itch within the crotch area would often indicate that its time to get out of your chair and have a little walk around, to perhaps 'vent' the area and relieve agitation caused by the stress of being seated..

'Dunno about cabin fever Tom, think I may have cabin crotch'...

by Ding Dong 69 September 23, 2010

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crotch sniper

An expert in the ancient art of unexpectedly grabbing or caressing a guy's crotch, always performed by another guy. It usually involves homosexual intent from the sniper, followed by blatant discomfort from the victim.

Kev: "Did you see what Joe just did?"

Peter" "I wish I hadn't. He totally just yanked that guy's balls. Looks like he's a Ph.D crotch sniper..."

by Pat Waite July 3, 2008

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crotch feather

A pubic hair or some sort of stray hair on ones nuts or cunt. Meaning wild or long.

Hey,Joe why don't you trim those crotch feathers off your nuts?

by Rhonda Rumschik January 13, 2009

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crotch hit

To deliver a pat in the general crotchal region of your favorite female friends, usually when intoxicated. When necessary, a self crotch hit can be administered PRN.

With each round of lemon drops the crotch hits were flying fast and furious.

by Cinnners June 25, 2007

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