mung bus

A yellow school bus that is equivalent to a short bus that transports retarded kids to a "special" school in Pittsburgh, PA. It is sponsored by Mung Eggs, an egg farm.

"You're so fucking stupid, you're going to be riding the mung bus next year!"

by Kathy Whitfield August 5, 2004

Bus Sex

1.) Two School Busses having sex
2.) A Person having sex with a bus
3.) Two people have sex on a bus
4.) Two Bus drivers having sex on a bus
5.) A bus driver having sex with a non bus driver on a bus~

1.)The bus driver's going to bring his girlfriend on the bus to have bus sex.

2.)Those two bus drivers are going to have bus sex tonight i bet!

by EmilyR, December 27, 2006

Catch the Bus

Dying by suicide, caught in past tense.

Facing a conviction for sex trafficking of minors, Epstein decided to catch the bus out of jail.

by Just a Joe Schmo January 10, 2022

Bus Physics

The continuing series of events that effect the outcome of your luck or fortune.

The phrase originates from the dependency on public transport, for instance how being late for the bus can trigger multiple events that messes up the whole day. However, this term is not exclusive to transport issues and can be used for any other circumstance.

Good bus physics is when everything runs smoothly and goes to plan.

"A woman cut in front of me in line earlier, which meant I was late for the train, which meant I was late for work, WHICH MEANT I GOT FIRE. That woman totally messed up my bus physics!"

by bluecomplex March 2, 2010

Bus List

A list of people you want to see hit by a bus.

Did you see that crook Blagojevich is writing a tell-all book about political corruption? What an asshole! He's definitely on my Bus List.

by Rye! March 2, 2009

NFI bus

An integral part of your computer (or any other piece of equiptment) which can randomly malfunction, causing a variety of issues and complaints, but which will then work the next day and/or the minute a tech looks at it. This allows the tech to take credit for fixing your computer, when in reality they have NFI what was wrong with it in the first place or how they got it to work.

Also used to appease or confuse technology-challenged users who demand to know what broke (even though they won't understand what you tell them).

-Tech pokes monitor, computer boots up-
Tech: Your computer's all fixed, ma'am.
Lady: Oh, that's lovely. Did you figure out the problem?
Tech: Uh, yeah... You see, your, uh, NFI bus wasn't interfacing properly with the-
Lady: Wow, that sounds complicated! Thanks for all your hard work, I'm surprised you could get it done so fast!

by aahhelp July 21, 2006

Short-bus

Someone who's legit retarded. Like someone who rides the short-bus. The bus that all the sped kids ride. Like kids who scratch their assholes and proceed to take that finger and sniff it.

You: You remember Sean Wong?

Friend: Oh yeah that short-bus!

You: Well that short-bus got into a college that none of us got into.

Friend: Like how, he legit scratches his ass and sniffs it after.
You: I don't fucking know my guy, I don't fucking know, but I know that the sped kids find it offensive when you group him in with them
Friend: Bro...
You: Bro...
*Proceeds kissing and making love*

by Knee_Ghar69 March 27, 2022