A man lays in a bathtub, with the head of his dick above the water. He then gets a fly, rips the wings off, and puts the fly on the head so that the fly simply walks around giving the man a funny tickle.
by Victor H. December 15, 2008
Get the Bulgarian Tickler mug.This decadent procedure requires two people. You start by having one person invert his or her anus and pull out at least three inches (the more the merrier) of inside-out colon. The other partner then forcefully grasps this handful of chocolate flume and injects it with botox, causing it to become firm and rigid. Once this is done, the other partner can proceed to vigorously insert this hardened mud tube into his own, thereby simulating a french kiss.
If you really want to liven things up, both partners should be sure to take a few laxatives before beginning.
If you really want to liven things up, both partners should be sure to take a few laxatives before beginning.
Matt: "Hey Chris, since we are flaming homos, how about a Bulgarian French kiss?"
Chris: "I was just thinking the same thing! Good thing I just took an entire bottle of laxatives!"
Chris: "I was just thinking the same thing! Good thing I just took an entire bottle of laxatives!"
by EhEsDeEf November 3, 2010
Get the Bulgarian French Kiss mug.A bulgarian backfire is a Halo 2 term. It is when a player tried to stick another player with a plasma grenade from point blank range, and the plasma bounces off the player and sticks to the person who threw the grenade.
"D00d! Sum n00b stuk m3 wi7h a Bulgarian Backfire last night on Xb0x Live!!!!11!!!11 I wuz s00 pissx0r3d!!!111!!1!1
by Led Zelda December 5, 2004
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A Turd Burglar is the type of person that seems like they are always on the scam. The type of person just waiting for someone NOT to be paying attention so as to gain possession and/or credit for something that isn't theirs.
Turd Burglars are the type that lay claim to someone else's creative work for the purpose of claiming the credit to it's success.
You will never find a Turd Burglar around an idea that is failed. They are also the first to bail on something when it isn't looking like it might be a success.
Turd Burglars look for opportunity of that quick gain.
At anyones expense except theirs. Turd Burglars do NOT invest in anything. They "Burgle Turds."
A Turd Burglar is the type of person that seems like they are always on the scam. The type of person just waiting for someone NOT to be paying attention so as to gain possession and/or credit for something that isn't theirs.
Turd Burglars are the type that lay claim to someone else's creative work for the purpose of claiming the credit to it's success.
You will never find a Turd Burglar around an idea that is failed. They are also the first to bail on something when it isn't looking like it might be a success.
Turd Burglars look for opportunity of that quick gain.
At anyones expense except theirs. Turd Burglars do NOT invest in anything. They "Burgle Turds."
by David A. Archer October 9, 2005
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Allen: "Did you see how Bob was picking up on that chick? He used a horrible pick up line."
Camron: "Yeah dude, she was hott, but hes such a Turd Burglar."
Camron: "Yeah dude, she was hott, but hes such a Turd Burglar."
by ari ari im so sorry March 24, 2008
Get the Turd Burglar mug.Dude, I totally ended up hooking up with that girl last night. Guess what that led to? BULGARIAN GUNPOWDER BABY!
by NegativeGobstopper October 3, 2009
Get the Bulgarian Gunpowder mug.Any male, usually not physically or mentally attractive, who uses his skills of persuasion and general manipulation to get girls out of his league.
How is this dude always getting hot chicks??? He's a total douche and dresses like an ass-hat! I know he's such a freakin cat burglar.
by IT Dept. October 20, 2008
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