bum fluff

Facial hair that is so sparse it can be considered as good as the fluff on one's bottom

That's not a moustache - that's bum fluff

by Gordon April 2, 2003

corn bum

A secret society of naked hobos that live in cornfields. When the crops are harvested they run, panicked and afraid, into oncoming traffic.

That corn bum just threw himself at my car!

by Whitney June 24, 2003

Bum-Mouthing

The act of putting your finger up someones back c*** (bumhole) and then inserting that finger into that person mouth via fish hook method

(this is rather like the RUSTY FISH HOOK, however this method uses the victims bum aswell as mouth)

It was early in the morning, tom and jack were lying together semi naked. Whilst giggling, jack casually... BUMMOUTHED tom

After the BUM-MOUTHING, tom was visibly shaken and had to lie down

by Joedude20 September 28, 2010

bum sprain

To be suffering pain in the bum brought on through either too much of or non use of the bum.

God damn! This bum sprain is killing me. I need to stand up/sit down.

by TheWizeMan July 31, 2017

Cheap Bum

someone who is poor and nasty

"i heard that guy is a cheap bum"

by TheRazzleDazzle December 10, 2016

Bum Drunk

The act of being wasted in so much as being likened to a bum. Origins: Las Vegas golf trip and Construction Trade Show 2008.

Dan-o passed out standing up waiting for the monorail rail in Vegas only to be discovered 2 hours later by friend who were just passing by, he was bum drunk!

by Dan-o Merz May 27, 2008

Bumming Brigade

Three guys who think they have all the swag, and walk around acting like they might even get a glimpse of a vagina that night. they also have that one extra guy, who isn't as much of an arse hole, but still isn't someone you'd want to be around.

Essentially, the opposite of pussay patrol.

Guy 1: Who are you guys?
Guy 2: We are the pussay patrol
guy 1: Weird you look more like the bumming brigade
Stereotypical gangsta: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH

by OhSh!tSon December 31, 2014