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I broke your mom's water

When you start to penetrate a pregnant woman so deep, it goes up the babies ass.
Man 1: Dude, I broke your mom's water last night.

Man 2: When we get home, let me beat your ass.
by Manwithaboat October 14, 2017
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This expression can be used to tell that someone has no money. I am broke there means that there's no money. I have no bones means that there's also no money. Bones means money in American Slang.
by Nabeel, January 9, 2009
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broke. what you and all your friends most likely are, espec. if you do have a lil ice-cream habit.
"so u wanna go to the movies?" "i can't babe, i'm broke as a joke, 24-7 on dope"
by lauren September 1, 2003
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Alycia: "Eh.. go buy me some grocries "
Riley: "Shit bitch, i'm broke like a nigga with food stamps."
by blackfeet09 August 2, 2010
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A college student who has no job and goes through the STRUGGLE when they ain got no money.
Im a college student and I suffer from B.A.C.S.S. (Broke Ass College Student Syndrome).
by bria23 December 10, 2018
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A state of being when one is too hungover to go to work, but is too broke to have being able to afford alcohol in the first place.
1. Rob: Is Tom coming in today? He is 3 hours late.
James: No, he called in. He is hungover.
Rob: I thought he was broke
James: He is! Maybe he sold his plasma TV for a 5th.
Rob: Too Broke to Drink Too drunk to work! Damn.

2. Jerry: Hey Tom, wanna get crunk tonight?
Tom: Hell yeah! I'll go turn in my pop bottles and forget my electric bill until next week! I've been dying to burn those candles!
by Dyzfunctionz December 17, 2008
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Youngboy's names comes from the word GOAT which he is and is hated on just because it's a trend.

He has made more accomplishments than most of these grammy-awarded rappers but isn't given any grammy's himself because the industry hates on him. He also runs up more views than most rappers nowadays with barely any media coverage and doesn't use his social media platforms anymore because he doesn't need to advertise himself to get views. He has stayed top 10 for 92 consecutive weeks on the Rolling stones top 500 artist list and the only other artist todo that was Drake.
Joseph: Who's your favourite rapper
Educated person: The Goat wbu
Joseph: you talking bout Polo g
Educated person: Nah the real goat
Joseph: Who dat?
Educated person: Obviously NBA Youngboy, Youngboy Never Broke Again
Joseph: doesn't ring any bells
Educated person: Hold this L n come back to me once you actually listen to his music n the lyrics
Joseph: Please put me onto some of his music
Educated person: *plays some of YB's music*
Joseph: shit does hard, he a goat fr
Educated person: that's what i'm saying bro
Joseph: Laters bro, thanks for putting me onto the real rap god
Educated person: All sweet gang, spread the word
Joseph: *goes on to spread the message of YB for the rest of his life*
Educated person: *stays woke, and stays preaching YB's word*
mugGet the NBA Youngboy, Youngboy Never Broke Againmug.

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