Superman Dat Bro 

When your boyfriend is sleeping over and he refuses to get his gay on while awake, wait 'till he's sleeping, do ejaculate on his back - then carefully place your satin sheets on the puddle of man goo. Come morning your boyfriend is the talk of the town, and ready for the catwalk with his fancy new cape. just like your boy superman!!

"Oh, Lopez is coming over? SUPERMAN DAT BRO!!"

Superman Dat Bro by Bill Ington August 1, 2008

Cool bro, 

When some one tries to be cool by telling you something, but you don't give damn, that's what you say.

Looser kid: hey! I just prestiged in call of duty!
You: cool bro,

Random friend: you have no friends.

Cool bro, by !young beaner!! September 18, 2010

Bro Crush 

When two straight men love to be around each other and have fun doing things such as movies, video games, lunch/dinner, and going chick hunting

Me and Rick went on our bro date and we went to the movies. . . . I love hanging with him. . .I have such a Bro Crush on him.

Bro Crush by Ritz347 April 5, 2009

Bro-zoned 

Bro-zoning is when a girl is referred to as "Bro" by a guy. This can happen whether said girl likes said guy or not, and is more likely to happen if the girl is a gamer. Level of insult is dependent on how many guys have bro-zoned said girl before you do.

Guy: Hey, bro! Wanna play a game at my place?
Girl: ...

Later

Girl: Guy totally just bro-zoned me...
Friend: I know that feel...

Bro-zoned by SsSs February 23, 2013

dont tase me bro 

What that guy at the University of Florida said to the police when they tried to tase him.

Dont tase me bro!!!!!!!!!!

dont tase me bro by holly the ginger kid. October 11, 2007

Nerd Bro 

A nerdy guy who like science and math and fantasy, etc., but also acts in a bro-ish manner.

"Yo, this game of beer pong is kick ass!" said after discussing the merits of Wang Computers

A nerd bro is often seen in the Santa Monica-Malibu area.

Nerd Bro by Frank Sampson November 7, 2009

Joe Bro'd 

1.Coming into contact with one or more of the Jonas brothers.

2.To be owned by the Jonas brothers.

3. To be chaste.

4. Feels like sticking your hand in a jar of peanut butter with sparkley lover boy magic jewels, only to be scauled by placing your hand in a boiling hot joe butt.

"You just got joe bro'd!"
"Put some joe bro on that shit!"
"If you aint joe broin, ya aint livin"
"You totally just got joe bro'd in the face"
" Sarah Joe Bro Pereira"
"Michael "Teddy" just go joe bro'd"
" Trent would love to joe bro all night long"
" JOE BROOOO'd!"

Joe Bro'd by Joe Bro Bear Mama October 13, 2009