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Been to Breuner's

Similar to "been around the block." Originated from a television commercial for a furniture store called Breuner's who's catchphrase was "Ive been to Breuner's, and now Ive seen everything."
Alison: So did you go to Jeff's house after he called you drunk at 2 am?

Brook: Hells no! I've been to Breuner's! I know better than that!

Jeff: So you think Brook is really 24?

Andy: Hells No! That b***h looks like she's been to Breuner's on multiple occasions. She's 30...minimum.
by phylfo September 7, 2009
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Baltimore Breezer

A complex act of disgrace, performed only by champions.
Step one: Build up a cakey shit hole. Weeks of cake, minimal.
Step two: Find a naked girl sleeping in an extended body position. Fetals will just not work.
Step three: Strategically place cakey hole over her upright face, and repeatedly blow on her vagina lips.
Step four: As she gets tickled, she will moan.
Step five: When she moans, she will sit up. At this moment, sit your cakey ass on that face and hear her praise and applause rumble through your cakey orifice.
When I first saw Laura after her Baltimore Breezer, I thought she won a pudding eating contest.
by Grizlatch November 30, 2006
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Cool Breeze

A crazy security guard at New Rochelle High School who drives around in a white Dodge Caravan trying to bust you going off campus.
Run it's the motha fuckin' Cool Breeze van!!!
by Yo mama February 12, 2005
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Brennen

Wangster bitch; delusions of rapping goodness.

Gold Oreo: White on the outside, whiter on the inside.
Dude, the rapper is such a Brennen
by Frokachu February 5, 2010
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beener

When a woman gives a guy head or a blowjob. It is a common goal of high school students until they realize that it doesn't matter because sex is way better. NOTE: this is not the slang for mexican
Pat: I've been trying to get a beener now for three years.
Chris: dude sex is way better
Pat: nah that's impossible man beeners are mad cool
by DILLON!!!! January 13, 2011
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brenner

breakfast eaten at dinner time (breakfast + dinner), usually when one wakes up after a heavy party when it is already too late for brunch
Let's get some pancakes for brenner!
by youngandambitious February 19, 2013
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breeder

a woman who is likely to bear strong, athletic children. Usually assumed because the woman is tall and athletic herself.
Dang you see Claire playing in the volleyball game last night? With that tight body of hers, she is definitely a breeder!
by Arr Dog February 21, 2009
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