hanging brain

When your balls hang out the leg of your shorts and you are not even aware of it.

This commonly occurs when you lean back and put your legs up, while in a seated position and you're rockin short, loose-fitting bottoms, i.e., short shorts or short swim trunks.

Being stoned helps, too.

This occurs with a much higher degree of frequency in wearers of boxers than in wearers of more supportive undergarments.

Did you see that? Tom was hanging brain the whole time he was hitting on that chick! I wonder if she noticed?

by Gannon Guckert August 24, 2005

Brain tickler

A particularly long and thick booger, one with a tail that reaches deep back into the sinuses. Its manual removal produces one of the most exquisite non-orgasmic sensations known to humankind.

I plucked out a real brain tickler and nearly creamed in my pants.

by taxman01 July 8, 2017

brain fetish

When one, usually a male, possesses sexual attraction towards the actual brain of a woman.

Guy 1: Why the fuck are your pants down? What the hell were you watching?
Guy 2: This 20-something-year old getting an EEG .
Guy 1: Poor girl is probably sick from her brain and you're jacking off to it? Fuck man, what do you have a brain fetish or something?

by japanesewind August 11, 2018

brain strike

Like writer's block but when you're roleplaying.
Often preceded by an apology

<Insert other person's paragraph>
Tom stared out the window. ((Sorry, brain strike))

by Walking Talking Dictionary February 7, 2007

Floating Brain

The bare ball-sack of a young and highly promiscuous young man!

'"I'm going to give you a floating brain in the face!"
":O"

by John from 17 March 3, 2010

second brain

the penis

My second brain brought me to this video

by tory borty April 25, 2013

hanging brains

to hang ones balls out of their pants and walk around with them hanging out like that

"i was hanging brains over john and we took a picture to use as black mail."

by R November 20, 2003