if boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank

A ridiculous way of saying your nose is stopped up.

Larry: "Kenny, gimme that bandana!"
Kenny: "That's my favorite! No way!"
Larry: "Man, I really need it. I'm so stopped up that If boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank!"
Kenny: " I prefer Credit Unions..."

by von groovy January 18, 2019

Coochie Boogers

Little beach balls of choochie juice in your underwear that hardens over time into little balls.

"Yo dude look at all your Coochie Boogers theres hundreds of them"

by tommylovesballselohel November 2, 2021

Booger Edgelord

Billie Eilish

Billie Eilish music is that of a booger edgelord.

by Art Alexis December 30, 2024

booger-napkin

An extremely snotty, annoying, usually deliberately obnoxious person. This person goes above and beyond mere snotty-ness. Usually used when you really want to say "asshole" "dick" or "cunt" but can't.

My boss is a booger-napkin. He has long boring staff meeting every pay day.

My cat the original booger-napkin peed in my shoe.

Give me back the TV remote you booger-napkin!

You are a booger- napkin when you drink!

by Tupac Insecure April 14, 2014

Booger chan

A fat guy who smells like shit that enjoys using his booger as a lube to penetrate his own ass

Booger chan: hi sir

by Suck dick simulator 1999 November 24, 2021

Booger Fairy

One who slurps or sucks the boogers out of their significant others nose.

My boyfriend is a booger fairy and i love it.

by ravensfan1 January 13, 2021

Booger

A booger is a green or clear (sometimes red) substance that comes out of your nose hole. A booger is made up of dust that collects in your nose. I mean come on! If you where dust I’m sure you would hop it that big juicy nose hole! Anyways usually kids or adults (IF THERE REAL FREAKY) eat there boogers. Yes is gross but some people have a condition where they can’t stop picking that hole! Sometimes if there SUPER DUPER FREAKY they dig that nose hole as if there’s treasure! 🤢

Omg! Ew! He is eating his boogers!

by ShrekIsTheBest May 18, 2021