The act of receiving dome while dropping a loaf in the countryside. Preferably from a family member.
George received a country blumpkin while at Ed's house in Harmony. It was the stinkiest blow job ever.
by Michael Osmolak April 12, 2008
While receiving a blumpkin, instead of using the toilet to release your shitty load, you use a female or male's mouth. While the other female or male covers the blowjob portion.
by Bigolfattiedoubleblumpkin January 03, 2009
A variation of the blumpkin, in which the reverse cowgirl is substituted for the normal accompaniment of fellatio to a good old country shit.
"Last night little Johnny damned-near walked in on a blumpkin, but Donna had the wherewithall to shift her ass into the reverse cowgirl, so we told the little guy we both had to shit at the same time. The country blumpkin saved our family !"
by devious derelicts November 18, 2011
The act of getting a blowjob while taking a shit in a random ditch down in the south. After shitting you then take the fecal matter and cover the girl in it. You then run that black bitch out of town yelling, "FOR THE CONFEDERACY"
by The angry southerner November 22, 2010
by jaytangmacdaddy August 10, 2010
While shitting, getting head as she dips. Yummy spicy mint skoal saliva on your member as you take a wonderful blumpkin.
by Logan, the 3.14 inch penis August 20, 2008
by Hugh G Rection April 08, 2005