Blumpkin pie

When you recieve a blumpkin while eating some pumpkin pie.

I was so hungry and desperate that I needed a blumpkin pie

by AChan March 24, 2007

Country Blumpkin

The act of receiving dome while dropping a loaf in the countryside. Preferably from a family member.

George received a country blumpkin while at Ed's house in Harmony. It was the stinkiest blow job ever.

by Michael Osmolak April 11, 2008

Double Blumpkin

While receiving a blumpkin, instead of using the toilet to release your shitty load, you use a female or male's mouth. While the other female or male covers the blowjob portion.

Erin and Aspen give a KILLER double blumpkin!

by Bigolfattiedoubleblumpkin January 2, 2009

confederate blumpkin

The act of getting a blowjob while taking a shit in a random ditch down in the south. After shitting you then take the fecal matter and cover the girl in it. You then run that black bitch out of town yelling, "FOR THE CONFEDERACY"

That bitch gave me a confederate blumpkin....then I had to lynch her

by The angry southerner November 24, 2010

Flaming Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blumpkin from a lava twat.

Yo bro, i gotta nice flaming blumpkin from dat ginger over there.

by jaytangmacdaddy August 10, 2010

Spicy Blumpkin

While shitting, getting head as she dips. Yummy spicy mint skoal saliva on your member as you take a wonderful blumpkin.

DUDE!!!! She totally gave me a spicy blumpkin, it was AWESOME!!!

by Logan, the 3.14 inch penis October 15, 2008

country blumpkin

A variation of the blumpkin, in which the reverse cowgirl is substituted for the normal accompaniment of fellatio to a good old country shit.

"Last night little Johnny damned-near walked in on a blumpkin, but Donna had the wherewithall to shift her ass into the reverse cowgirl, so we told the little guy we both had to shit at the same time. The country blumpkin saved our family !"

by devious derelicts November 18, 2011