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campfire blowjob

A campfire blowjob is a dick-sucking that most guys enjoy on a camp-out while they're roasting hot-dogs and marshmallows.
We went camping in the Sierras and decided to give one another campfire blowjobs!
by USAF Cadet September 1, 2021
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blowjob city

For those who coach youth atheletics, it's the act of having the MILF's who attend the games and practice smoke the hog at practices while your assistant coaches entertain the kids
Back in the day when me and steve were coaching it was blowjob city with the moms
by Bad Motherfucker August 15, 2007
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canadian blowjob

When a woman blows her nose during intercourse.
My girlfriend has a cold, I stand a good chance of getting a canadian blowjob tonight.
by Trevorino May 31, 2011
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ass blowjob

the act in which i woman farts on your cock while having anal sex
Iesha peformed her special ass blowjob and shat all over my cock.
by Emanuelnk. December 26, 2008
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Vulcan Blowjob

When a male is having fellatio performed upon himself, he holds his partner's head in the mind-meld position. If successful he will learn if his partner is grateful for the gift he is giving them.
I turned it into a Vulcan Blowjob. Turns out she's a keeper.

I turned it into a Vulcan Blowjob. Aparantly I shouldn't eat asparagus.
by AtomicPenguinCatcher October 18, 2010
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Argentinian Blowjob

When a person goes to give a blowjob and instead headbutts the penis
"how was last night"
"It was great until the bitch gave me an argentinian blowjob by mistake"
"that sucks dude"
"Yea gave the swampdonk a cleveland steamer and then skipped outta there"
by gooselicker187 March 10, 2009
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Guadalupan Blowjob

When a man's partner travels to Guatemala and purchases 4 puppies there. She then returns home and has the puppies begin licking her toes and then she begins dragging them upward all the while licking her. She does this until she is ready for the next part. She then proceeds to shove one puupy down her man's throat, strap one puppy to each leg, and strap one around his balls. She then continues and ends with a normal Blowjob.
Beatrice wanted to give her husband a Guadalupan Blowjob for his 28th birthday, but didn't want to spend too much.
by SasquatchBra May 2, 2011
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