Bloody Gary

The same as a Bloody Mary, but the waiter tea bags the drink before serving.

Waiter: How may I help you today?

Douche: I will have a Bloody Mary, and make it extra strong.

Waiter prior to serving Bloody Gary: This should do. (Tea Bags Douches drink).

by Rimmy John December 21, 2012

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Bloody Hairy

The unfortunate event in which two heterosexual partners entangle their pubic hairs during missionary style sex. While attempting to undue the knots, one partner begins to bleed, creating a pleasuring lubricant. Both partners accidentally climax, and the female becomes pregnant.

"I forgot a condom last night, and I fucking came dude. We were victims of a Bloody Hairy

by BairyHalls April 4, 2011

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Bloody Mary

A delicious beverage mixing vodka, hot sauce, vodka, spices, vodka, tomato juice, vodka, horseradish, vodka, and whatever else; best drank on a boat on Sundays, a wonderful and recommended substitute for going to church.

Today I was lucky enough to have one of Triscinny's world famous bloody marys. I liked it so much that I stuck my tallywhacker in it!

by ultimatewizardoftheworld March 15, 2015

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Bloody Soldier

Getting blood on your weiner after sleeping with a girl on her period or taking a girls virginity.

Guy-What happened with that bar slut the other night?
Other Guy- Oh it was cool, i slept with her but she was on the rag and she totally gave me a Bloody Soldier. Its okay though, my little soldiers been to battle before.

by awetexplosion December 6, 2010

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BLOODY CASTRO

It's when you eat a chick out on her rag and you get blood all in your beard.

Josh: MMmmMMmMMmMMmMMMMM MMMMMmmmmmmMMMMmm
mmMMMMmmmMMMMMMMMmmmMmMM.

Betty: OH MY GOD!! I can't OH! believe your OH! doing this OH! on... my... period... OOOOOH!!

Josh: I know babe. Look take a picture you gave me a Bloody Castro.

by tony sanchez January 22, 2007

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