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White Blessing

“Yo gimme white blessing!”
by Spermjizzz May 25, 2025
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Bless

When someone you know has a fresh trim and you bless them by smacking the back of their head.
"Hey man, whatchu think of the trim"

"Let me bless you real quick..."

"Buuuup"
by DiscoStuR1 May 26, 2020
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Bless

That guy looks gay and African he must be named Bless
by Bigdickniggerroach August 15, 2017
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Peanut Butter Blessing

When a male fully submerges his penis into a fresh jar of peanut butter, and carefully pulls it out to keep the peanut butter nestled in the urethra. He then uses the peanut butter as a lubricant and proceeds to masturbate onto another individual. The “blessing” is completed once the man climaxes onto the other person, releasing a mixture of peanut butter and semen towards the subject. The man then smears the mixture onto the subjects forehead, creating a peanut butter-semen slurry.
Hey man, why do all of these peanut butter jars have deep insertions in them?

Yeah… I’ve been giving a lot of peanut butter blessings lately. You should try it.
by PB_Blesser June 24, 2024
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Bro's Blessing

A bro's blessing is the highest honor a man can give his friend, it is an oath to help your bro through anything he will face regarding what you blessed him for, usually for success with a woman.
Bro 1; Yo, I\m boutta ask this girl out.

Bro 2; I give you my bro's blessing for success
by ChrChrBnks July 4, 2024
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Negative Blessing

When you wish for something bad to happen to get you out of something you don't want to do.
Example 1
Person 1: "Did you hear? Brandon got Covid so he gets a whole week off work."
Person 2: "Man, I wish I had that negative blessing."
Person 1: "If you visit him you might find what you're looking for."

Example 2
"I could really use a negative blessing right now."
by Zendreon July 14, 2023
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blessy bless

Some sexy ass Jamaican girl from Hawaii with a cute smile and a lot of hair .
That's that Blessy bless girl from Harlem with the accent.
by Misunderstood123 August 28, 2016
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