Biscuit Express

The name of the train you flop your ass to with your one way ticket to the whore house

"Oh look there goes the town whore getting onto the Biscuit Express."

by Urban.sav November 16, 2014

Rubber Biscuit

A rubber biscuit (also known as a ricochet biscuit) is the kind of a biscuit that's supposed to bounce back off the wall back in your mouth.

"What da ya want for nothing? a rubber biscuit?"

by Television_Man November 4, 2022

biscuit lip

Noun: Derogatory statement for black people, especially those with large lips.

What was the name of that shrimp boatin’ biscuit lip in Forrest Gump?

by Alabama moonshark July 19, 2019

hairy biscuit

Another word for a vagina or another way one may describe a hairy vagina.

*Student caught using phone in class*
Teacher: "Give me your phone young lady!"
Student(girl): "Fuck off, you can munch on my hairy biscuit."

by Otaku-desu December 9, 2013

biscuit lippin

a friendly alternative to "nigger lippin" while amongst mixed company

what the fuck?!? why are you ni , i mean biscuit lippin this shit, do it again and i'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron

by jordan emery June 12, 2008

Bermuda Biscuit

The Bermuda Biscuit is a rite of initiation where a minimum of 5 men gather around a woman who is known to have a physically huge vagina opening. An referee signals the beginning of the rite and the five men proceed to masturbate in an effort to ejaculate onto the general area of the woman's vagina. (Depending on how huge the vagina is, this shouldn't be difficult) The last man to finish is then required to "eat out" the woman's vagina - the goal of which is to bring sexual pleasure to the woman. In the process the losing male is subjected to a face full of semen in addition to the daunting task of navigating a huge vagina with his lips and tongue.

"In order to enter our fraternity you must successfully pass through the Bermuda Biscuit."

by Cinderonne February 6, 2012

Oklahoma Biscuit

An Oklahoma biscuit is a large, grotesque, venereal wart covering the entire head of a penis. Not to confused with a Pennsylvania ridge line

That girl is so ugly, it looks like someone pounded her in the face with an Oklahoma Biscuit

by Barnwood February 7, 2012