My hair is a bird

A synonym for the phrase, "Your argument is invalid."

Tom: You're a bad friend.

Nicolas: My hair is a bird.

Tom: Nevermind. My argument is invalid.

by Frankenstein Goldfinger March 1, 2009

humming-bird

a very skilled oral sex technique preformed by Naomi (that's i moan backwards) on Belinda (or vis versa) at super sex in Montreal. The tounge vibrates on the clit at a extreme speed, as if it were the wings on a humming bird.

"Boys watch this, this is called the humming-bird."
"Holy shit how do you get your tounge to go that fast, i got to practice that."

by clover April 8, 2003

j-bird

a joint

Lets go smoke a j-bird

by oke1185 June 21, 2011

opium bird

an opium bird aka erosion bird is a completely AI generated digital art piece created by @drevfx on tiktok , it looks like a huge 10ft tall white bird , almost like it’s on steroids which gets its name as “opium bird”

“whys the bird look like that”
“it’s an opium bird, he chill tho”

by cyberbannW October 8, 2023

bird bathing

1. A washing or soaking (as in water from a public bathroom sink) of all or part of a man's private parts.

I caught Joe bird bathing his balls in the sink again at work. Thankfully, I refrained making eye contact with him as he had his pants around his ankles.

by Meow's girl May 9, 2010

weirdo with a beirdo

A person who is weird and has a beird. It's also a person who looks weird because of their beird, or a person who is weird and doesn't have a beird, but you want to add "with a beirdo" to your plain old ordinary "weirdo". It's from the movie Evan Almighty.

person 1: Look at that guy's beird!
person 2: YEAH! What a weirdo with a beirdo!

by Kate, littlemissSUNSHINE August 10, 2007

Flappy Bird

The act of taking the foreskin of your penis and stretching it out and flapping it like a bird.

"My internet went down, and I was so bored I just flappy birded for a couple hours."

by Party Chewbacca January 28, 2014