Believement

The act of fully committing to a belief so hard, it overrides logic, facts, and sometimes common sense. A fusion of belief and commitment — often used sarcastically to describe someone who’s way too confident in something that’s clearly questionable.

Did you hear Jake say the moon landing was fake again?”
“Yeah, his believement in that conspiracy is unshakable.”

by Atinybitofyou May 26, 2025

Beither

a word used when you want to say 'both' and 'neither' to confuse people

Person 1: "hey dude, would you rather go get boba or go to the museum?"
Person 2: "uhh, beither."

by renee_rapp_is_my_wife July 7, 2025

Believe in rape

Hahahahaha how do you BELIEVE in rape!? It's not a thing you believe in! What!? Hahahahaha.

Hym "Ok for context this governor is addressing the leaked GOP messages and she claimy that they 'believe in gas chambers and believe in rape.' Like, what the fuck are we even talking about here? The tooth fairy? Those aren't 'things that people believe in' and I don't think being flippant about either of those thing somehow translates to you needing to deny me the credit and money I deserve so you can get me to stab a little girl. It does make MY THING look a lot more ALLOWED. It makes it look like my thing is allowed and your thing better not fucking be allowed. Right? That's what I saw. That's what it looks like to me."

by Hym Iam October 15, 2025

Belief

It isn't a matter of belief Megyn you have been watching along the whole time.

Hym "It's a matter of willful ignorance and spite and you are doing to me what Christians accuse atheist being in relationship to belief in God. This is just religious thinking and solipsism resulting in you refusing to do something about the thing that is getting your churches and catholic schools and synagogue shot up and your kids murdered you fucking idiot. You're actually a piece of shit. Your priest needs to stop lying to you because you are not forgiven."

by Hym Iam December 18, 2025

recycled beliebers

"Beliebers" who are now obsessed with One Direction.

2010: "I love Justin Bieber!" *twitter name is BeliebBiebs*
2012: "ONE DIRECTION IS SEXY AS FUCK! *twitter name is 1DFuckMe*

I used to be a Belieber, but One Direction is sexy, so I unfollowed Justin and the crew. (a.k.a. recycled beliebers)

by vipbiebersss July 12, 2012

devin beitler

Pure heartthrobs. Devin Beitler's will break your guard down, and make you feel thankful that every other guy messed up. They're persistent, honest, and faithful to whomever is lucky enough to catch their attention. They may come off as intimidating, as they should.. Because they'll end up making you fall so deeply in love with them, that you'll forget why you stopped loving in the first place. Sure, they've got a body that's to die for, but it's those piercing blue eyes that'll keep you up at night. Moral of the story, Devin Beitler's will steal your heart without you even realizing it, and keep it forever.

Better lock up your heart; I think I saw a Devin Beitler 😨

by M.n.d. March 4, 2016

Google believe

When you doubt someone's statement and you fact-check on Google only to find that it does check out as fact during your search.

Ok, most times you're full of shit but this time I Google believe you. A sneeze does travel at over 100 miles an hour out of your mouth!

by Teddy Knight October 24, 2017