Beaver Mattress

A feminine napkin, specifically a Maxi-pad

I got's to go to da store & buy me some beaver mattresses - gettin' kinda runny down dere!

by Blorb2! September 18, 2012

beaver hook

the act of bending ones index finger as if it were a hook and inserting it under the hood of skin just above the clit and gently tugging upward while pinching down toward your index finger with the thumb. very affective in subduing unruly women.

Roscoe- Yea... All i heard from Janice was bitch, bitch, bitch, nag, nag, nag, until i whipped out the ol' beaver hook. After that it was all yes sir's.

by leebobfromgleatown September 18, 2010

beaver chew

Hack job or very ugly cut job.

Rudy's work looks like a beaver chew.

by randomryan July 3, 2014

beaver chili

When you vomit into a vagina.

I was so drunk last night I made beaver chili with Alice.

by Pigfuckermcgee July 6, 2018

beaver rash

This happens during sex when a girl's 'beaver' gives you a friction burn.

Me: Man, Julie and I were going at it the other night, and she gave me a beaver rash!
Him: I hear there is ointment for that!

by Axyu2 October 10, 2016

Clip the beaver

female masterbation

she has to clip the beaver before she parties

by Baucus September 11, 2009

reverse beaver

When you give anal sex to someone who is constipated in an attempt to clear up their constipation.

Person 1: "My stomach is killing me, I think I'm constipated."
Person 2: "A reverse beaver oughta clear that up."

by Tweeeeble March 22, 2022