Brad

Brad's are the popular guys in high school who play football and have crushes on cheerleaders. They are the gayest guys in the world and they are ridiculous in any sense...No one likes them except for cheerleaders and a nerdy girl who can't help but fall in love with him. He is usually cute but when he reaches 34 years old. He evolves into a Kevin. This is another name for a stupid jerk who hates everyone but himself. Kevin's go to country clubs and wear sweaters around their necks especially pink ones. Brad's cannot keep a girlfriend for a day more or less a minute...they are so egotistical and rude to their friends...DONT BE A BRAD KIDS
Nerdy shy girl," Brad is so hot!"
Best friend, " I heard he's on his 5th girl already and it's only the second hour of the first day of school"
Nerdy shy girl, "Really, he must be a player"
Best friend, "No..he is a Brad. And one day he'll become a Kevin with a trophy wife"
Nerdy shy girl, " Crap, is it bad that I still want him"
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a midget who has a massive cock.
"holy fuck I got a dicking from brad last night"
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My brad and I went to see a movie yesterday.
by Jack sandman December 15, 2016
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Brad your hair looks like a sunrise
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(Verb) to seemingly ignore someone talking to you, it mostly happens on accident but only happens on people not named brad, if it happens on someone named brad, it wasn't an accident
“Are you brading me?” “*oblivion*” “*eye roll*”
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That dude’s such a Brad. He’s a bronze 1.
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A replacement name for a man your mom is sleeping with instead of your absent father.
Mom's got another Brad over tonight.
by Marlee_M26 June 22, 2023
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