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bathroom packager

the cleaning way of exiting a bathroom by washing your balls before you go instead of washing your hands after you go so you dont touch anything nasty while you go.
tim:bill took a long time to get out of the bathroom bill:dude the bathroom packager got my hands and my balls super clean
by ginger warrior December 22, 2010
mugGet the bathroom packagermug.

Bathroom bandit

Harry "God dammit George took Luke into the bathroom again" James "Man what a fucking bathroom bandit"
by Semajcju December 26, 2021
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Bathroom checker

A person who goes to the restroom/bathroom no matter where they are at just to check it out. Even if they don’t have to use the bathroom they still go & check it out.
Person 1 “ok we’re going to put you at the end of the table you bathroom checker because we all know your going to have to go check it out .

Person 2: “stop calling me a bathroom checker I really have to go this time!”
by Bosslady2417 August 21, 2022
mugGet the Bathroom checkermug.

Bathroom Blank

This is a "mental blank" or period of time during bathing/showering where you cannot recall any details or memories. This can last from a few seconds to minutes. You can easily get taken out of the trance from loud noise. This appears to be more common among men according to a 12 year old from reddit though we cannot confirm this.
I had a bathroom blank so I used more water.
by Its everyday bro January 30, 2020
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Bathroom Pudding

Very soft poo that comes out of a human that resembles chocolate pudding.
Sorry about being late, I hade to make some bathroom pudding.
by Huge hammer69 September 1, 2023
mugGet the Bathroom Puddingmug.

Nipmuc bathrooms

The number one hangout spot at Nipmuc Regional. A good place to go to the bathroom as well
I can’t wait to go to the Nipmuc Bathrooms to do some completely legal activities with friends.
by Burnttoaster12345 November 16, 2023
mugGet the Nipmuc bathroomsmug.

The Lonely Bathroom

When you go into the bathroom to urinate, but upon entry, you find there is a person already using one of the 2 urinals, so you leave instead of using the second urinal, and thus avoiding any akward interaction.
Person 1: dude why did you leave the bathroom? i thought you had to piss?
Person 2: dude i had to pull The lonely bathroom to avoid standing next to the burliest fuck i had ever seen not at a circus.
by GuruStyle June 29, 2010
mugGet the The Lonely Bathroommug.

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