Badonkahonk

A person (usually a girl) who is annoying and we'll get on your nerves most of the time. They will crush on many guys and will get many boyfriends in one week

Guy friend: hey that badonkahonk like me

You: I feel bad for you I hate her

by Tropical 69$ December 27, 2014

badonkadonk

a tank which one can buy on amazon

I am an acquisitions officer for an artillery unit in the Russian Army. Since mafia hooligans stole all of our equipment to sell to Kyrgyzstani rebels, we have been looking for a low-cost alternative to the T-80 Main Battle Tank. After successful trials at a facility in Moscow, this so-called "Badonkadonk" was approved for use in the Chechen theatre. Initial reports were favorable, but then somebody noticed that the tank lacked a cannon, treads, and armor, and possessed the engine of an electric bicycle. It did, however, have an excellent audio system, but this failed to compensate for its disappointing 100% mortality rate. Recommended only for use against Lithuanians.

by Kick@$$er July 19, 2016

Badonkulars

Sounds like "Binoculars". Like Beer Goggles for staring at a woman's ass, typically a chick with a flat or weird shaped ass, that looks amazing when drunk.

Dude 1: "bro you were grabbing flatty Maddie last night!"

Dude 2: "I don't give a flying fuck, I saw her with my badonkulars on!!"

by Metal Warlock July 22, 2016

Badonkadonk

Oooh! That's junk in the trunk. What you put your mug on...saddle up and ride. That's big...ass.

I'll tell you Washington Heights, they'll tell the cops, "Girl you got a Badonkadonk".

by Chappelle's Show February 9, 2018

Badonkadonkadonk

A Big ass, like a really Phat fucking ass

Man: Hey did you see that girl at 1st period?
Man 2: Fuck Yeah, she's got a Badonkadonkadonk
Man 3: You got that right bro, totally would smash that

by realnibber56 August 17, 2018

Badonkadonk

A word to describe some phat tiddies

“Damn she had some massive badonkadonks”

by D-rugs October 9, 2018

badonkadonk

a human tush, us. female, of considerable heft and possessing the ability to bob and sway as its possessor walks, dances, or drops it low on daddy's joystick. origin: derived from donkey, colloquially known as an "ass"

Trey: "Sweet Jeeziz. That badonkadonk got me fugged up, fam."

Rich: "No doubt."

by quarterchub October 26, 2018