bird flu

it's gonna kill us all

as soon as it mutates to spread from human to human, bird flu is gonna kill us all

by JZ April 11, 2005

bird's eye boob

when you are walking on a higher level than a girl (eg; when she is sitting down or you look out from a freeway overpass) and she is wearing a dress and you can see her naked boobs from your angle.

"Hey! Check it out! Look at that chick below the bridge!"
"Wow! We've got a bird's eye boob!"

by Kamikaze Watermelon January 16, 2009

Bird feeder

when participating in a 3-way consisting of 2 girls and one guy, the guy cums in a girls mouth (better if its the other girls mother), and the first girl spits it into the other girls mouth (better if its her daughter).

dude, bird feeder! i cant believe i got both of them at the same time! i came in her mothers mouth, and she spit it into her daughters!

by gaedikus October 12, 2011

bird flu

The old Swine Flu.

~Tom has the flu.
-Is it swine flu? lol.
~No, it's bird flu. He's gonna die.
-Bird flu is so later'd. What is it, 2005?

by K.S.D. May 5, 2009

bird flu

Another disease that the media is trying to scare us with, along with monkey pox, SARS, and ebolia. Also something that George W. is trying to use to scare people into trusting him again. A disease which is probably more bull shit then anything else.

According to worst case estimates, you have a 97% chance of never getting bird flu and a 99.4% that you will not die from bird flu.

"Stop scaring us with diseases we will never get. First, it was SARS, then it was monkey pox, West Nile, and now Asian bird flu. Which doesn't scare me because I'm not a sparrow in Thailand. Mysterious Asian diseases just don't come knocking on your door unless you're Neil Bush."

-Bill Maher

"THERE IS REASON TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT FLU PANDEMIC!"
"100,000 people could be infected with-in days!"
-George Bush

by Jack November 13, 2005

Bird is the word

Epic family guy parody of the song Surfin' bird - The Trash men

Were peter basically sings the whole song.

Peter:A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, bird is the word
Meg: NO U
Chris: I LIEK MUDKIPZ

by 4TL December 9, 2008

bird peeper

A physician or doctor who examines a woman's vagina. One who looks at or examines a woman's genitalia.

"Oh man, I have an appointment to go see my bird peeper. Oh how I hate going!"

"Thank God, I only have to see a bird peeper once a year!"

by G J July 16, 2008