Asking For It

When bitch gets all mouthy and then wonders why you smack her one.

"Why'd you smack Sally in the kisser, Johnny?"
"What? The broad was asking for it!"

by He Who Talks Loud Saying Nutin January 6, 2017

Asked to be remembered to her

formal Southern for "tell her I said hey"

New Yorker Lorna overheard her mother, a native southern belle, finishing up a phone call with a gal pal in Virginia. "oh well it's just lovely to have spoken today, Bobby-Jo. please tell your mother that I asked to be remembered to her!!" Lorna, having heard that salutation, fell on the floor laughing. "Ma! that's the funniest thing I've ever heard omfg! why didn't you just say 'tell her I said hey'?? I am now deceased and it will now be a running joke because imma tell all my pals and even abbreviate to ATBRTH"

by Uncle Joosie January 7, 2023

National ask your crush out

September 15

National ask your crush out day is today

Okay then tell her

by Jedudod September 14, 2021

National Ask your crush out day

september 3rd is national ask your crush out day don’t forget!

GO SHOOT YOUR SHOT

person:look who it is goooo
person: omg its my crush
person:you know what today is its national ask your crush out day GO SHOOT YOUR SHOT

by heyyyyyoyyyyy September 3, 2021

Aske

A stunningly good up-and coming band from Eastern Europe.

Person 1: Hey, have you heard about Aske?
Person 2: Yes, they are absolutely phenomenal!

by Fatalityy March 26, 2024

Didn't ask

A rude, yet legit reply to give to people when you literally did not ask for their opinion, yet they butt in anyway. The vast majority who comment negatively on this reply however, quite possibly lack the social skills needed to detect social cues or just IQ in general. Maybe also never held actual conversations in real life before either, and still think you can voice an opinion even if it wasn't asked, when that never really was the case in actual conversation.

Attention seeker: that's not true dude
Person: Wasn't talking to you, didn't ask
Attention seeker: wow man, so original
Person: Still didn't ask

by bumerhoomorr34 June 6, 2022

my mother asked me a question

meme of a skeleton lmao

its the meme of a skeleton that says "my mother asked me a question what the fuck are those?"

by SCP_Temie - But in a nutshell August 29, 2023