Apple tart

A style-focused person (usually female) who buys Apple products solely for their appearance (as opposed to their functionality).

Usually an idiot female (hence 'tart') who knows nothing about computers or technology.

See that girl with the pink shoes, the poodle, and the iPhone? Total Apple tart.

by Johnny Domino October 13, 2011

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sharp as an apple

An apple, being spherical and smooth, is one of the least sharp objects one could find. The phrase "sharp as an apple" therefore means that the subject is slow mentally. An idiot. It can also be used in a self-deprecating manner whenever someone comments on your failures, though typically it helps if you don't actually believe you are.

Guy 1: Hey man, what do you think would happen if I stuck my hand in this blender and turned it on?
Guy 2: You really are sharp as an apple, you know that?

by Turkey Boy February 27, 2008

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Horse Apple

Horse Shit
A Piece of shit from a horse.

I stepped in a horse apple.

by Mcrakin August 2, 2006

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American Apparel

While it is a designated hipster locale with ads that resemble a Terry Richardson shoot, the clothing produced by American Apparel truly is of incredible quality, created by highly economical means (as opposed to the majority of the other popular labels out these days), with far more sturdy pieces than what you often find at other hip hot spots such as Urban Outfitters. They also do not cater soley to smaller sizes, offering sizes as high as 3x, unlike most other popular stores shooting for the teen to mid/late twenties demographic. Recently, they've also begun a "newsstand" section, wherein they hold various underground literature and art magazines, offering the contributors to these publications international exposure for their work where they otherwise wouldn't be getting it (as American Apparel is one of the only remotely mainstream stores of more than one location carrying these publications currently).

In this case, the old adage, "You get what you pay for," rings true. Sure, it may cost a bit more to buy an article of clothing from American Apparel than from Wal*Mart and the like, but if you honestly cannot admit that American Apparel's clothing is of a far superior quality than those you would find at such other establishments, you're just flat out kidding yourself.

If American Apparel has to appeal to the hipster populus to get kids to buy clothes that weren't made in a sweatshop in Chile for once, that's okay with me.

by theamber February 21, 2008

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Cookies & Apple Juice

Pussy and pussy juice

made popular by cam'ron in the song Cookies & Apple Juice and explained
in the second verse of the song. (for those who didn't already know)

Song : Cookies & Apple Juice - Cam'ron

Female verse - Yep, he said I'm cute. Try to throw me in a loop.
hit me when he's hungry lick my cookies drink my apple juice.

guy : whats good wit them cookies.
hoe : get the fuck.
guy : i drink apple juice.
hoe : call me 2nite around 7.

by wrekkless May 19, 2009

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