He is normally a Spanish or Mexican descent( he’s a beaner) he tons of hoes on his phone he doesn’t know in real life. He plays either Football, Soccer, Baseball, Track or Wrestling and he has a massive cock.
Becky: OMG that dude was for sure an Andres Kaitlyn: Wdym don’t you know his name. Becky: No I just fucked him and he had a massive penis.
by Chickenbby October 25, 2019
by Real person.net August 11, 2019
he’s the definition of Andre
by Unnecessaryyyy November 22, 2021
by Unnecessaryyyy November 22, 2021
A friend who only asks you to come to a party or social gathering when they think you can't come and make up excuses if you say you can come
Person 1:"hay, john just asked me to play video games with him and when i said yes he said he had a headache and that his ears hurt"
Person 2:"Oh, yeah he's a real Andre"
Person 1:"What does that mean?"
Person 2:"He's a cunt"
Person 2:"Oh, yeah he's a real Andre"
Person 1:"What does that mean?"
Person 2:"He's a cunt"
by Merlin Xavier June 20, 2021
greatest person of all time, best kisser best hugger, handsome, wants to do right by everyone and never lets anyone down. he is strong smart and is up to try anything.
by therealgabeitch November 24, 2021
Andre is the dumbest mother fucker you’ll ever meet, he thinks he's cool but he’s a dick for brains. Andre most likely works out because he has no real friends that want to hangout with him because he’s that much of a dick. Andre is probably lonely constantly and has no communication skills