Ethan Alberta

Ethan is a whiny little bitch snitch formally known as smurf, he is a little cocky faggot who has no friends and sucks dick. His brother and is a fat motherfucker. Ethan voice makes me want to kill my self. He says he’s gonna fight somebody then he got the shit beat out of him

Ethan Alberta is a squeaker

by Eatdat June 3, 2019

Boss alert

You call someone when they contacting you!!

Boss alert he's contacting me again

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 21, 2019

Arab alert

when federal law enforcement agencies are filled in when there are Arabs in the area and to watch them because they commit the highest proportion of terrorist attacks.

The Arab alert made them the only white minority with no billionaires in America.

by Coop Dupe April 6, 2020

Blue alert

Hype sensitivity of minorities to police presence, such as changing behaviors even though they are not doing anything wrong. For example, a motorist slowing down at the sight of a police car when s/he was not speeding in the first place.

I got the knot on my head from riding with Tyrone experiencing a blue alert.

by Hutchmark April 21, 2020

whiteboard alert

This is yelled whenever Carl Rove appears on the Fox News Channel for an interview, usually alerting viewers that he may display a whiteboard during the course of providing a response to the host's query

While watching "Hannity" the other night on Fox News Channel, I saw that Carl Rove was to be a guest, so I yelled out "Whiteboard Alert!" while seated in my recliner.

by Cajundweeb July 11, 2020

Monster alert

Your phone doesnt send you one when a monster is near.

The monster's ankle monitor didnt set off a monster alert in their area.

by Solid Mantis September 1, 2020

Bendichon Alert

Used when they see, want or expect a baby, and it also can be used when u see a cute mini animal.

Look at those cute fishys , ¡bendichon alert!

by mariczacool September 8, 2020