Afterjizz

That small bit of semen that comes out of your penis a little after masturbating.

A sanitary male human would change their pants after the afterjizz but ehh... Fuck it. It'll dry.

by LOLZname February 3, 2012

Afterlife

After you die, you will enter the 'afterlife.' This is the realm some believe in where you die and become a ghost. If you're a ghost, you can do whatever you want. No-one will see you as you are invisible to mortals. The grim reaper will be waiting for you. Doomsday might lead you there too.

When I die I hope I enter the afterlife.

by the one everyone hates February 24, 2018

ASG (After sex glow)

The warm fuzzy feeling one gets post pucking

ASG (After sex glow) - Josep! Thank you for the amazing pucking today. It has left me with a great ASG. Can we cuddle in the wet fatch now?

by Scunnert Pict November 14, 2019

morning after balls

The nasty, sweaty, slimy and stinking mess that is your crime scene after a particularly heavy night. Usually the state of them will offend even yourself, and you are often in such an extremely hungover state that you have missed your opportunity to shower that day. The only cure is to scrub thoroughly and treat with Gold Bond. This can have various causes such as: 1)dancing all night, allowing for a sufficient coating of sweat to turn rancid while you sleep; or 2) after a night of particularly excessive sexual exploits, the 'maturing' of 'love fluids' on the affected area.

Today is probably one of the worst days of my life, I've got a beastly hangover, don't have any of the right books for my lectures, and a killer case of morning after balls. Can I borrow your shower?

by MrKoi May 31, 2007

after burn

Thinking of a good come back in an argument well after the argument has ended.

Bro 1: Damn dude that was a crazy argument!
Bro 2: Yea man and I just barely thought of a good comeback I could have used...
Bro 1: Wow man, what an after burn.

by chrisboy22 July 10, 2012

aftertaste

The feelings that you have for someone even though the friendship or relationship is over. It is a feeling you have when you still like a person.

Jess had an aftertaste for her ex boyfriend josh, who is in a new relationship.

by kyeskye April 23, 2016

ADS (After Dinner Shit)

The after dinner shit or more commonly known as the ADS is a release of shit, after a long and filling dinner. Most commonly taken after Indian, Mexican or Pasta. The time frame for the ADS can vary dramatically, due to the particular size and density of the dish consumed.

Frank, Stefan, Luis, Andrew and darcy had finished eating curry. No wonder he took that epic After Dinner Shit ADS (After Dinner Shit) straight after. My toilet won't ever be the same...

by Luis, Frank, Stefan ,Andrew, January 26, 2009