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Morning After Punch

The morning after punch, or MAP, is falcon punching your pregnant girlfriend resulting in a miscarriage, then breaking up with her for losing your baby.
She was annoying, so I had to morning after punch her, and pop her miscarry cherry.
by Joo-Bacca February 11, 2009
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Third Degree After Burner

When a man is having sexual intercourse with a women in the traditional doggie style position. You then give the women an enema with a highly flammable alcoholic drink like Bacardi 151, You then ask the women to fart and light it on fire it hits you in the chest like the after burner on a jet aircraft. Except with this one you will probably have Third Degree Burns.
The Third Degree After Burner is extremly hazardous, please do not attempt at home.
by Paul Stuffy October 11, 2006
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after bite

Loren was hungry, so he had an after bite.
by Satch June 13, 2004
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after speak

noun - a talking disorder inwhich the person with the disorder continues to make noises and broken syllables after finishing his sentance. Usually this is annoying as hell.
Buzack: Hey guys I'm going to the mall!!all la all ul lu la
Jery: Dude stop with the after speak!
by Can Not December 28, 2005
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After School Leisurewear

When a child proceeds to wear his/her School uniform out to play once School has finished. The term "after school leisurewear" is in fact ironic.
"Jim, are you going to change out of your after school leisurewear and come and play lacrosse?"
by Mr. Ind February 1, 2007
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Afterburner

Letting out a fart right before you start to pee.
I hit the afterburners right before I pissed.
by Knuck You September 13, 2011
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Aether

Aetherlicious

Aether, is a God like editor on social media, he makes animated music videos, his dank twitch settings get all the anime bitches, like aeris. He trained another editor named ignis, though he is a bitch I'm comparison. His dick is the size of the Pacific ocean, and drags behind him as he walks, he sometimes uses it as a pillow, or a weapon to hit people with if their edits are trash. It's also inverted. No one knows what he looks like, but he is probably a Hillary supporter. He smoked the fattest blunt with Obama, who was a stand in for him as he was too young to run the white house.
Ryan- " That edit by aether made my vagina swell and leak"
by Max wineburger February 21, 2017
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