Adam Bartley 

A man who has a very specific collection, but somehow has accumulated a better, more valuable random collection that does not match his aforementioned primary collection.

I hear that he collects Jason Kidd cards but he's somehow Adam Bartley(ed) a great Kobe Collection

Adam Bartley by Grimace0 March 14, 2017

Adam Hasanovic 

the type of guy that would piss you off then push you in a bush and you wouldn't care about shit

someone: have you meant Adam Hasanovic he makes you fucking chill even if he pushes you in a bush
you: fuck ethan

Adam Hasanovic by Arabic bitch March 4, 2019

Adam Shekleton 

A short, red man who will "Kiddo" you to the next marching season. You mess up in front of him, you do better and go to jail.

Clarinet: Yo' you're on the wrong dot.
Trumpet: I am?
Clarinet: Better talk about it with the Adam Shekleton.

Adam Shekleton by Mini Swol March 14, 2019

Adam ChuChuChon 

Adam fell down the ladder twice and I saw it. I was a cat from the distance. He lured me with food near his tires but then he ran me over. He gave me money and then a second later he takes it back. Turkey is not my favorite food but chicken is.

Adam ChuChuChon is the best friend a cat can ever ask for until he kills you.

Adam ChuChuChon by Sorre Dzieci May 3, 2019

adam homsi

leaves his friends on read and also does not play imessage games with them because he leaves them on read and he also throws his phone into hyperspace so he is never available

aw darn, adam homsi is not responding

adam homsi by personally hurt by j homsi September 24, 2020

Adam Jewell 

An absolute nonce, touches small children just for the fun of it, especially those named Amelie. No boundaries stop him, the law, family, if he wants to touchie touchie, he will.

'He looks like an Adam Jewell'
'How so?'
He's sniffing the babies again.'

Adam Jewell by massivepenisman October 11, 2020

Adam De Champlain 

cool guy

Oh that’s a cool guy, his name is probably Adam De Champlain!

Adam De Champlain by adamdechamplain April 8, 2021