Intelligent Idiot

I tried to help a friend get a date. I set him up with a good looking single girl. he spent 2 hours correcting her grammar and explaining the origins of the word she was saying. needless to say, she got bored and left. He is an intelligent idiot.
by EAdams2006 December 28, 2011
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damned idiot

One whose intellect is so inferior to human standard as to disqualify his soul for passage to the afterlife.
That mothafucka's goin' to Hell for being a damned idiot.
by LivingHell October 22, 2004
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Buttock Idiot

A squint eyed fool that thinks he's a musician and an artist but isn't either of those things
Father: Did you enjoy that music?

Son: No, he's a buttock idiot
by skydivingasswolf August 29, 2022
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Idiot Wine

The red warm fluid flowing from someones skull after they attempt a stunt, pick a fight, try something they saw on the T.V./Internet or anything else they had no business trying in the first place. Most brewers of Idiot wine are skateboarders, novice motorbike riders, fans of Jackass, and Drunks
Dude, that squid on the Ninja was trying to pull off a high chair and totally just brewed a batch of Idiot Wine
by MIG Pilot June 11, 2009
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france idiot

A france idiot, apart from the name, doesn't have to be someone of the descent. It simply means an idiot, nincompoop, or someone of low IQ or brain capacity. This phrase must be stated with the stereotypical french accent on the france part of the phrase.
by That0ne_User April 21, 2022
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magic idiot

Somebody who appears and demonstrates signs of being dumb but secretly is a genius in their own way or field.
No person can remember all that yet not know how to spell cheese. She must be a magic idiot.
by Danny Schertz August 16, 2018
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idiot wagon

A four-wheel drive vehicle used in an urban environment.
Do you think that guy had to engage four-wheel drive to get his idiot wagon up on the footpath?
by Bogbrush July 27, 2011
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