Tsukishima Kei

The love child of Kevin from 'the minions', and Simon from 'Alvin and the Chipmunks'.

"Imagine simping over Tsukishima Kei"
"Can't relate..."

by cats_on_mars March 22, 2021

pull a kei

v. getting so drunk that you disappear during karaoke, leaving all of your possessions (keys, wallet, bag, etc.) with your bewildered friends.

Mr. T might pull a kei tonight.

by iloveg1ee June 15, 2010

Sam-key

A large measurement of sniffable drugs off a key equivalent of a standard line

Had a sam-key of MD last night and I was off me nut

by Crewefiend May 29, 2018

Remy Key

This lover boy is amazing! he's the real thing a true romantic. he goes above and beyond! when you get ahold of him DON'T let go! he's crazy at times wild, but good crazy. too sweet for his own good but is not another "nice guy". there is so much more to him. OmG HE CAN KISS so great! like kissing a girl

"That guy is no Remy Key at all!"

"How sad. It sounds like he's your Remy Key, the one that got away."

by Amanda Awesome! September 11, 2018

the 5 keys

a really bad word and can only be said by certain people

i have used the 5 keys to win many online arguments

by dont report me January 4, 2023

key hand

a man who is horrific at fingering women

“yeah......... he definitely has a key hand”

by gaybitch69420 May 26, 2018

Middle-key

between low-key and high-key, as defined by sierra, grandma of the group 👵

literally, this is so like, middle-key.

by GrandmaSierra February 23, 2022