smelly jake

Dirty privates, uncleansed genitals.

Man, that dude has a smelly jake.
Wow she needs to do something about that smelly Jake.

Clean your act up, including that smelly Jake.
Your pot stinks worse than a smelly Jake.

by JD smell February 27, 2023

Smelly Crusty Toast

Crusty toast is a sexual act performed by 2 people of same of different sex during intercourse. the first person has to shit all over the second person's chest, let it dry for 2 days while the second person feeds on his own shit and the butt juice from the shit drying on his chest. after the shit dries it has to be scraped off with a knife and put on a toast. voila! now both of them can enjoy a crusty toast on a pleasent wednesday morning!

"Dude, Mike and Molly had a smelly crusty toast this morning!"

by ballssucker2000 March 5, 2023

Smelly nigga fallacy

The smelly nigga fallacy is the logical fallacy of asserting a claim so stupid it turns you into a nigger, therefore invalidating said claim and all the future claims.
This fallacy can’t be refuted.

John says : « LGBT is a good thing »
John’s claim is objectively bullshit and falls under the smelly nigga fallacy.

by Smelly negroid March 28, 2023

Smelly Stickers

Smelly stickers are stickers which can smell like anything you like. ESPECIALLY if you make them yourself

Greg- "I want smelly stickers that smells like Linda"
Simon- "Hell yeah bro good one haha"

by Milkymilky321 June 12, 2024

smelly bum

a word used to describe really smelly idiots

hey smelly bum!

by mysticalban January 19, 2023

Smelly Kid

That one kid in school who never fucking showers and smells like cat piss

Kid 1:Bro the teacher put me with Jimmy for the project

Kid 2: Bro isn't that the smelly Kid

Kid 1: Yes he smells like acctual shit and I think he pissed himself.

by Shadowless43 January 28, 2023

Smelly Pussy

That's a thing someone said about him! He took a the a commentor said about him, made it gender specific and directed it at someone else. Now, I don't know about you but that sounds like plagiarism to me. I can't even think of a single person who has ever done anything even conceptually adjacent to that. I don't condone this and believe he should be punished. Extrajudicially if necessary.

Hym "It was so significant to him that it's an actual story he tell people. Sometimes on camera. But the story kind of gives away the fact that you said the same thing he said, at someone else, for money, AND people still probably say it about her. The same exact thing that that other guy did.... Smelly pussy... I don't know what kind of monster would do such a thing. Steal a joke from one of the commoners and sell it for profit and then go on the show of a guy who ruined another guy's career for stealing jokes and thought he had an N-word pass (because he's one of the cool crackers), and then tell the story of how a commentor made the same joke YOU made about a woman, but about you, before you made the joke about the woman. Did I get that right? It looks like I got it right. As I'm reading it again, seems like my account of reality is pretty accurate. And that's what this is REALLY all about. My account of reality being correct. I was right about the sex cult. I was right about the people following me. Jotted down some reasons as to why they're doing it and who might be involved.... I'm doing this right. This was an astounding job by me. And apparently 20 million isn't a lot of people. Which makes this even more impressive. High five" ✋ "...... Iam?"

Iam *snore* "Zzzzzzzzzzzz"
🤝🙏 *clap*
Hym "Nice... Mandatory non-consensual sleep high five."

Iam *groans*

Hym 🤫

by Hym Iam February 8, 2023