penny farthing

someone who has big balls but a small dick

Blake has a penny farthing.

by acuzi October 31, 2021

Canadian penny

A member of the Canadian federal public service who is due to be cut, just like the one-cent piece.

Blogger one: 'Did you hear they're cutting the Canadian penny?'

Blogger two: 'Yeah, just like noone will miss them, noone will miss low-level workers in the public service.'

Blogger one: 'Yeah, Lewinsky and Tripp were 'peons,' but people noticed them, so I guess that's the difference between a 'peon' and a 'penny.'

Blogger two: 'They also had a stained-dress, though.'

by sukadog August 22, 2012

Daniel Penny

Wasn't self defense because he wasn't being actively being aggressed upon. The homeless guy was shouting about being hungry...

Hym "Daniel Penny walked up behind the guy (Jordan Nealy), and strangled him for 15 minutes. Jordan Nealy hadn't even interacted with this guy (Daniel Penny) up to this point. But I guess if being obnoxious should be a death sentence, I can het on board with that. I should have killed that cripple for doing THE EXACT SAME THING as Jordan Nealy on several occasions. And APPARENTLY I'd have some defenders. Should have just strangled him... Hmm... But they wouldn't have called it 'self-defense.' They would have called 'Curing his affliction.' You like that? I like the sound of it. Sounds good."

by Hym Iam January 19, 2024

Penny Pearston

She is the most perfect female in your life.. some can only dream of meeting someone as truly irreplaceable as her... the one person you never want to lose. She is the most caring, kind, loving, knowledgeable, funniest, and BEAUTIFUL woman ever..

Wow penny pearston is the best woman ever.

by Penny pearston May 19, 2018

talon and penny

On inspector gaget series, these two are the best ship ever

A:Hey have you you seen go go gaget?
B:Hey and I love talon and penny
A:SAME

by Bird with the biggest bird February 9, 2023

penny wack

you put $5 worth of pennies in a sock and wack someone until the sock explodes

hey i gave that guy down the road the penny wack

by mr georgy the handgun September 27, 2023

Pennies in the Toes

When a freaky bitch makes you suck her toes until the toe-hickeys created a copper/blood taste in your mouth

Jay T: What's happened at the clients house today?
Jay B: This nasty housewife surprised me with some mid-day Pennies in the Toes
Jay T: need a breath mint?
Jay B: Nah I like it

by ServiceDaddyDaughterDuo December 10, 2021