post-panda

A term to describe the world after the COVID19 pandemic. Probably offensive. See pre-panda.

This is the first time I have hi-fived a stranger post-panda.

by jdginstagramz July 7, 2021

inverse panda

To have contrastingly untanned skin around one's eyes as opposed to the tan on the rest of one's face (usually caused due to regular use of sunglasses or swim goggles) hence the name inverse panda.

Jemma : how did you manage the inverse panda?

Josie : well you can't have it all, i love swimming!!

by Grizzlygibbon June 1, 2014

Panda Pull

When you have a deep need for Panda Express.

Fuck living right off Cohasset, the Panda Pull is strong as FUCK right now.

by Panda Pull September 18, 2014

Panda-traffic

A grouping of vehicles (usually driving on a motorway) that has become 'stuck' precisely at the speed limit due to the presence of a police car travelling on the same road.

Whilst stuck in Panda-traffic, motorists' behaviour changes significantly, mainly due to temporarily no longer being able to break the speed limit. Motorists also become stuck in their lanes and generally behave more courteously compared with 'normal' traffic conditions (ie no police companion).

Journeys that incorporate a Panda-traffic encounter usually last significantly longer than they otherwise would.

Once the Police car has exited the motorway, normal driving conditions resume immediately.

"Sorry I'm late. I would have been here two hours ago but got stuck in Panda-traffic on the M1"

by Merchantmoo January 16, 2014

Pudgy panda

Someone who used to work out a lot but now just has flabs instead of abs

Arnold Schwarzenegger is becoming a pudgy panda.

by Bulletproofhobi September 4, 2015

bruh panda

Bruh panda is a amazing youtuber he is very talented at 11 years old and he is cool,awesome,Cringe and amazing if you ever see him you should dab

I am so exited to see bruh pandas video coming out in 2 minutes

by Roccodabeast June 17, 2018

Mama Panda

Refers to a person who is the god of all gods. The person is considered to be the smartest entity living on Earth. Doesnt need to refer to a female gender.

That mama panda is too intelligent.

by Level 97273939 January 31, 2017